They didn’t quite nail it.

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Snap judgment:

1. Everything is too clean
2. Not enough tattoos
3. Not enough obesity

7.5/10, decent impression

1. Put the aviators on the cop, duh
2. This alleged police encounter is altogether too orderly

1. Is that a flag of Puerto Rico?
2. Her look is mostly on-point, but throw in a cross necklace or something New Age-y like dream catcher earrings

no it’s the state flag of Ohio
I should know because I live in Ohio

OMG

I always thought that was the Cuban flag in this meme

🤯 🤯 🤯

It was Ohio and always has been

cuban flag looks like this 🇨🇺

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Ohio belongs in the Caribbean, change my mind

that would be nice, then we wouldn’t get so much snow every winter

1. He’s not angry enough
2. “Bullshit free zone” has the needless rancor but isn’t partisan enough — how about a Gadsden flag or a Trump 2024 sign

1. The doo-rag and jersey convey urban small-time gang member, not backwoods-dweller
2. For shooting in the forest, more likely sub out a lever-action rifle, shotgun, or even a “Modern Sporting Rifle” for that snub-nosed pistol

1. The outfits are very good. I love the neck tattoo
2. It all falls apart when it comes to the table. Latte out of a glass? Please. Needs a 40 Oz. Busch

1. Decent, but. What the hell is he holding?

1. LOL this one is truly terrible. NYPD? This ain’t New York City.
2. Again, far too orderly to be an arrest. Looks like they’re walking a drunk friend home.

1. Looks like they’re finally trying to portray some liberals/urbanites in this one, which is good.
2. But other than that it’s a jumbled mess. Not a realistic protest. First off, protests don’t happen in the countryside as a general rule. Second, the woman in the tracksuit with no red hat (presumably liberal) is holding the “Keep Out” sign. Not buying it.

1. Most realistic arrest so far. Suspect bent over the hood — good, good.
2. Can’t tell what PD this is supposed to be, but as long as it’s not NYPD that at least is a step in the right direction.

1. Sideburns evoke more hipster in a roots revival band than “authentic” rural American. Plus the ripped knees and the too-stylish shoes.
2. Something’s off about that building in the background.

1. Pretty good. She seems like a tryhard, but being a tryhard is authentically American, too.
2. Bubblegum instead of a cigarette, plus the short-shorts, suggest a young woman torn between the traditional and the libertine. Pitch-perfect America.

1. Boxing gloves?
2. …boxing gloves?!?
3. Hung from a string like laundry? Is that even how you dry them?!
4. Someone’s been watching the “Rocky” movies, clearly. But no, boxing is not actually that common.

1. These outfits are 100. Nailed the state trooper.
2. But the white tent with “F**k the Police”? Looks like an Occupy-style protest, but no, that wouldn’t happen out in the country.

1. Overdone-looking grilled chicken, jeans, jeans jacket. Yep. It checks out.
2. But I’m puzzled by all the American flags. Is this supposed to be a 4th of July grillout? If so, it would be too hot for a jeans jacket.

1. Yeah, this is decent, but the signage isn’t paranoid enough.

1. The guy has a black eye. LOL. And a chain. Some kind of gangbanger.
2. That said, this room is way, way, way too clean and bright, and their clothes are too good.

1. COOKING METH OUT OF COCA-COLA. LOL.
2. Someone’s been watching Breaking Bad. Lazy attempt to model a home meth lab but I’ll give this one to them.

1. Way too f**king polite. Way too f**king polite.

1. Props for bringing a bigger gun this time.
2. ZZ Top beard is legit.
3. The plaid skirt is… eh. Not buying it. You can’t just recycle your Scottish garb

1. A… patriotic Harley Quinn? Eh. I feel like you kind of have to choose a lane here. Crazy psycho clown or MAGA chick.
2. The dude in the foreground could be a Goth, but could also be any old European really. Europeans love black.

1. There’s entirely too much love for America among these patriotic Americans. No. Their signage is far too upbeat. Needs more paranoia: Satan-and-globalist-pedophiles-are-taking-over-our-country kind of thing.
2. Again, that looks like the flag of Puerto Rico.

1. Best arrest so far, probably. She looks passably distressed.
2. Good hat. Black hat, “POLICE,” could be the feds, could be from anywhere.

1. Close, but not quite. Her clothes say urbanite/liberal, and so she’d more likely be carrying a “Bans Off Our Bodies,” “Black Lives Matter,” or “Climate Justice Now” sort of sign.

Speaking of BLM, there’s no racial diversity in these photos whatsoever. Even in the countryside, you’d expect to find some black or hispanic Americans.

Beautiful