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HEYA, FOLKS, I'M SOCIALISM. I KNOW... YOU'VE HEARD A LOT OF SHIT-TALK
ABOUT ME FROM YOUR
POLITICAL CANDIDATES; -ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY WANT TO TERRIFY YOU INTO GIVING THEM YOUR VOTE; BUT HERE'S THE THING-; THEY'RE COUNTING ON YOU OPERATING ON WHAT YOU THINK I AM RATHER THAN THE ACTUALS OF WHAT I AM... AND IT USUALLY WORKS;; THEY TROT ME OUT, WAVE ME AROUND A BIT; AND, PRETTY MUCH LIKE CLOCKWORK, YOU DOPES FLOCK TO THE POLLS; TO VOTE FOR THE CANDIDATE THAT MANAGED TO SCARE YOU THE MOST; FACT IS, EVERYTHING THAT'S FUNDED WITH TAX DOLLARS IS ME; THE MILITARY, INFRASTRUCTURE, LOCAL, STATE AND FEDERAL GOVERNMENT, POLICE, FIRE & RESCUE... IT'S ALL ME.
