Smile dog

w-w-what

Which part? The dead part or the new species part?

b-both

I went to my family reunion and almost lost my dog, got lost and fallen off a cliff for the dead part. And for the new species part,I was up at a lake and my sister saw something that looked like a leech but when we got closer it was a weird shrimp centapeed ear wig bug alien. Then a chipmunk ran through my truck messing up everything and ate Jeff (the weird alien)

cool ig.

So your dog died from fall damage?

No.

Good

I died of fall damage

Wha?

I was up at a lake and my sister saw something that looked like a leech but when we got closer it was a weird shrimp centapeed ear wig bug alien. Then a chipmunk ran through my truck messing up everything and ate Jeff (the weird alien)

Oh

Aww rhe scrimblo

this yo dog?

No I have two cute German Shepherde

oh shit