Good stuff kiddo. And I've decided to stop inflicting myself on the female populace. I have two dogs now, and "Alexa". (who actually DOES know everything)
It's weird, the same thing that attracts them, ultimately drives them away ! Two out of the three however, will still sleep with me, and by that, I mean the snoring type. (I've been on vacation with both).
Next time? If there is a next time, I'll look for a woman that hates my guts, and just give her a house. Save a lot of time and legal fees. LOL
I joke of course, we always split the houses. They got the inside, and I got the outside !
I kid about my wives not being good housekeepers, but they sure kept mine !
Ba dump bump, tssss
Drive carefully, and don't forget to tip your waitresses...