Next on the Biden/World Economic Forum agenda is food shortages. But don't worry the New York Times has a great idea to help when you can't find any food. Cannibalism. That's right. They printed an article where the author said, "it's time to think the unthinkable". So if your cupboards are bare just go over to your neighbor house and just go all Hannibal Lecter on them. I hear human goes well with a nice Chianti and some fava beans but what do I know.
I'll just stick with beef, pork, chicken and maybe fish and lamb. I tried goat once, it was really good. And if there is no more normal meat to eat then I'll just go vegetarian. And if there are no more fruits and vegetables, then I'll just starve to death before I would ever eat another human being.