c h a i n s a w c a n n o n

Umm... If Dr. Bright is your role model, you're playing with fire.

I know =)

No... literally playing with fire.

I know! Did you read the advice he gave? I'm going to follow his advice and I'm running to the upgrade scp right now-

Yeah which one? 914 or another one?

914

Be careful with 914. on max setting there is a chance youll carch scp-008.

Yeah probably wouldn't want that to happen-

just- dont put it on max setting.

Okay-

and- START

. . . Uh . . .

did anything change?

I won't

you get in 914 and I'll press start if youd like

Thank you

ok get in

No?

I may have already bought a chainsaw cannon

Gonna have to redact this sooner or later

Oooooooo. . . . So no chainsaw cannon?

Nuh uh

=(

Shut up

Since when did we start hiring folks who look up to that lunatic? Listen, even if you are immortal like that blight-on-nature I advise against employing any of his methods, unless you want a list of restrictions on your record.

Agreed.

They didn't hire them. Fortunately I know how to use amnestics.

Hmmm. . . What if I don't follow the restrictions though . . .

Are you immortal? Are you immune to amnestics? Would you mind being contained in a 6×6 ft chamber like the rest of the anomalies?

Meh I guess it would be fine I'm lonely anyway-

Then chainsaw cannon away.

YESSSSSSSS

hold on I'll get him

Thanks!

ive notified him he should be here as soon as he sees the notification

Thank you! *Casually hides chainsaw cannon*

Chainsaw cannon are stupid. Nuclear chainsaw cannon bombs are way better.

* gasp * your right! I was going to the upgrade scp anyway so- thanks =)

yea

=)

=]
=<^.^>= <-- a cat

Aww =)- I can't really decide if I want to evaporate it with the evaporation gun or . . .

same..

Holy shoot imma make that now! And I like the idea of nuclear chainsaw cannons in general, so I will make that too

=] the o-5's will never know what happened, trust me.

:D

!

When you get close to Dr. Bright, ask him for his necklace as a friendship gift. Like a bracelet. Seriously, you'll love it!

NO WAIT DONT

*walks up to 173 and pulls a folded picture and some tape out*

*sits on 173's head*

Wat r u doing

looking at 173 without observing that image which is probably 096.

Aw man *tapes the picture with a single pixel on it*

(looks at ceiling) i know your tricks.

*closes eyes* what about this one

(le neck unsnap) ha ha you didnt kill someone

Aw man

(173 goes around the room trying to snap my neck but cant reach me since im drilled in its head) I think i broke 173

(it doesn't do it by hand it snaps with psychic powers fyi)

yease

(huh i guess i learned something today) *dies of no neckness*

Haha I kill someone

ha ha le neck unsnap go brrr

Me:*snaps 173's neck* le neck snap go brrr

If I cared slightly more I'd say sound the al- *crack*

well f**k. did i seriously just die or was that you

Me

uhh.. dont blink. SOUND THE ALARM! ALSO WE NEED A D CLASS HERE RIGHT NOW!

Meanwhile, in the medallion:"I sure do hope I get a good body next. Well, 05 know that if I don't get it, I'll just play hot potato so, I'll probably be fine

(a researcher walks by) please wear that medallion. i dont care if its dr brights, WEAR IT. (the poor guy puts it on)

I heard that. Your mean.

so you wanted to be in some crappy d-class?

I'm not going to. . .

But wynaut.

I'm going to do something different. I'm going to go through 914 or going to hold something random during a breach

Pfft. If you want to not die, don't. To become anomalous, there are quite a lot of existing anomalies that would let you do that. Though, honestly, it probably wouldn't have the same result of immortality and fame as Dr. Bright. For instance, heard of Philip E. Deering, site-43 janitor?

I don't want fame or anything I just like people suffering
*Casually holds up one pixel on a piece of paper* heyyy lookk

*turns around* You're a piece of sh*t. Great. *walks down the hallway*

Hehehehe

UHHHHHHHHHHH. . . .