c h a i n s a w c a n n o n

Umm... If Dr. Bright is your role model, you're playing with fire.

I know =)

No... literally playing with fire.

I know! Did you read the advice he gave? I'm going to follow his advice and I'm running to the upgrade scp right now-

Yeah which one? 914 or another one?

914

Be careful with 914. on max setting there is a chance youll carch scp-008.

Yeah probably wouldn't want that to happen-

just- dont put it on max setting.

I won't

you get in 914 and I'll press start if youd like

Thank you

ok get in

Okay-

and- START

. . . Uh . . .

did anything change?

No?

I may have already bought a chainsaw cannon

hold on I'll get him

Thanks!

ive notified him he should be here as soon as he sees the notification

Thank you! *Casually hides chainsaw cannon*

!

Chainsaw cannon are stupid. Nuclear chainsaw cannon bombs are way better.

* gasp * your right! I was going to the upgrade scp anyway so- thanks =)

yea

=)

=]
=<^.^>= <-- a cat

Aww =)- I can't really decide if I want to evaporate it with the evaporation gun or . . .

same..

Holy shoot imma make that now! And I like the idea of nuclear chainsaw cannons in general, so I will make that too

=] the o-5's will never know what happened, trust me.

:D

Gonna have to redact this sooner or later

Oooooooo. . . . So no chainsaw cannon?

Nuh uh

=(

Shut up

Since when did we start hiring folks who look up to that lunatic? Listen, even if you are immortal like that blight-on-nature I advise against employing any of his methods, unless you want a list of restrictions on your record.

Agreed.

They didn't hire them. Fortunately I know how to use amnestics.

Hmmm. . . What if I don't follow the restrictions though . . .

Are you immortal? Are you immune to amnestics? Would you mind being contained in a 6×6 ft chamber like the rest of the anomalies?

Meh I guess it would be fine I'm lonely anyway-

Then chainsaw cannon away.

YESSSSSSSS

You do realize that the only reason Dr Bright hasn't been terminated is because he is in possession of SCP-963?

Did you read the advice he just gave me? Also I'm currently running to the upgrade scp like he told me- =)

I'm murdering people by helping people this is great.

If SCP-2317 doesn't kill us all, I'm sure that you will

Y'know, anything could happen. even 682 could kill us all

Let's keep SCP-682 out of this, he's a completely different story

173 could kill us all as well. In fact, a lot of them could kill us all.

That's why the foundation exists ;)

Ejatly

My point has been proven, now I'm going to go and spend some time with SCP-343

oh yeah there's a breach of 173 and 096 because SOMEBODY TAPED PICTURES OF 096 ON 173!

TO SCP-120!

yes.

Thank you!

wait wha-

It's a compliment!

a h . good to know. (backing away intensifies)

>:D

AHHHH (backing away increases to running)

Hey look!

What now? if its 173 then please dont blink.