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Those crazy atheists | ATHEISTS ARE INSANE. WHY YES, I BELIEVE IN TALKING SNAKES, 900-YEAR OLD PEOPLE AND THE GREAT FLOOD. WHY DO YOU ASK? | image tagged in angry christian,christianity,christians,atheism,atheist,religion | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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"Christians are insane.

Why yes I believe that we all came from a tiny speck, life came from nowhere, our planet could have come about in a mere 13 billion years, all the stuff to allow life always existed, and there are 58 or more genders."

-Atheists
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You denying established science makes you look dumb, not me.
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I don't deny most science
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1) It wasn't a snake. God cursed the "serpent" to crawl on its belly. The word serpent was used in old english to refer to dragons. It was a small dragon in the tree. Satan is said to be fond of taking on the form of a dragon and appears as such in the book of Revelations.
2) Deep ice core samples show that long ago there wasn't nearly as much deuterium in the water. Deuterium is heavy hydrogen, hydrogen with an extra neutron. Using deuterium free water on plants caused them to age much more slowly. Similar long lived people are recorded in Babylonian writings prior to about when the great flood was said to happen.
3) The great flood has been covered many times over and you just added that on to get 3 items out of OCD.

God is an extradiemensional entity, a concept supported by theoretical physics and suggested as early as 1888 by AT Schofield.

Now your turn. Explain why observing the double slit experiment alters the outcome, and it's not interference by anything being beamed out of the detector.
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So... because it was a dragon it could talk or because it was really the Devil? There is no evidence dragons ever existed. Also doesn't explain why Balaam's ass could talk, too.

Not sure what you're getting at about the water. The Great Flood has been debunked by multiple archaeologists. No authentic pieces of the Ark have ever been found, and there is zero evidence the earth was totally encompassed in water. Gonna need a source about Babylonia. But you raise another issue. Adam was created on the Sixth day of creation, and was born 4,000 years before Jesus, which puts Adam, creation and us about 6,000 years apart. Science has discovered that the earth is more than 4.5 billion years old, so how do you explain that?

Not surprising that you misunderstand OCD. OCD is a debilitating anxiety disorder characterized by intrusive thoughts that lead to repetitive mental or physical compulsions.
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im sorry, i dont have a degree in quantum mechanics, therefore i claim no definitive expertise on the subject. maybe you should stop talking about your stupid, ignorant, downright silly beliefs, as you sound like a brainwashed tithe cow milked by pedophiles.
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forgot to add "because you have no degree in religious studies (nor do i but i'm not the one spewing religious BS propaganda)"
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