“911? There’s been a murder”

Imagine an army of chameleons holding forks and lit matches, coming towards your house at night

lol what

idk

lol

do not laugh, they will raid your home and burn it down

have a follow

thx, you too

lol

*spontaneously combusts*

That's pretty good

Ye

Dear god don’t get a chameleon they are very difficult to take care of and they have bone problems almost aways. this is true although. Mine died of basically bone cancer and I had to put her down.

Oh I’m sorry about that!

Yuh it was my first pet like 9 years ago and it was hard for me

Yeah…

Did you coat her mealworms in calcium powder?

Yes all the time

Hmm... Sad tho

If you didn't that could have contributed but if you did idk why :(

I bought her for 20 bucks at a reptile show

Besides I have a cat now

Okay

DAMNNNNNNNNNNN

that comment was directed at u >:)

bro that middle finger is bigger than…

still bigger

im going to debone you like a fuсking trout

I’ll just run away

oh sh*t im sry that was so mean

you have been whacked

TROUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTT

im so sry zed about my comment. Please forgivememeee

roasted

the amount of memes I could make with a chameleon

Yeah, it can hold the small number of upvotes /j

did not think of that

Warrior chameleon

Yes

DAMN!