Buff Doge vs. Cheems

Eh, America was mostly founded by lawyers and farmers, many of whom were less "theologians" and more "Zealots who didn't find the Church of England to be restrictive enough"

That what they sent; not what brought the community together. George Washington was what to King George? Dutch were? French was? Spanish! wait Emperor had an inquisition!

John Smith practiced what? Jefferson's Bible is guarded by the state. A lot of surfs were farmers. No Royal court would stopped the expansion of the surf labor. The population boom in Europe is thanks to a treasure trove of new vegetables; Columbian exchange. Europeans already practiced horticulture.

Would it surprise you that a lot of native people switched to Roman Catholic, Halloween. Native American pagan religions contained human sacrifice from their surfs. Church of England had already taken thor religion and celtic.