676anx.gif (click to show) I'm in danger

No, the zombie apocalypse you guys kept saying wouldn't happen has just began. He's already risen from the graves and eaten the mail lady's face

I guess he WAS thinking about other women. And to think he ate her face out in public too!

69piiu.gif (click to show) Nothing to see here

Maybe next time, I should adopt a dog, and even a cat.

Well the dog could dig the hole for you.

While the cat is clawing my neck.

Goldfish are basically free.

3ff1e6.gif (click to show) Mild shock

Editing 100

More like a 30

nah 100