If you need religion

If you need government to be a decent human being, then you're not a decent human being.

Write that down! Write that down!

A Christian once told me that if he found tomorrow that god didn't exist, he would go out and start robbing banks.

I don't believe he actually would, because that would be really f**king stupid.

I pointed out to him that he would get arrested and spend his life in jail if he did that, and would basically throw his life away.