Holy shit I’m a sigma male

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Mmmm… Im somewhat close

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Close except Im a f**king coward and can't even look at a spider without screaming and ripunning

Why the F**K IS IT THAT F**KING BIG

Oh its a tarantula. Those spiders are fine but those ones that crawl back up drains are f**king terrifying

I’m all but 1 or 4-

Shit bro I’m 81.8181818181% Σ-male 😦

sounds liek me