NOW THAT ALEXANDRIA OCCASIONAL-CORTEX HAS ESSENTIALLY GOTTEN WEALTHY OFF THE GOVERNMENT DIME, WHAT ADVICE DOES SHE HAVE FOR LEFTISTS UPSET OVER THE SUPREME COURT'S ABORTION RULING? I'M GOING TO REDO MY NAILS TO DISPLAY MY COMMITMENT TO THE RESISTANCE. SADLY, THIS IS NO JOKE. I BET YOU LEFTISTS FEEL LIKE IDIOTS FOR SUPPORTING HER NOW.
