TDS is caused by the new
neuropathologic coronavirus Bacillus Anti-
Trumpicus (2016-nCoV). The virus, entering
the human brain, selectively eats only those
neurons responsible for a coherent political
worldview. Theoretically, the disease is
incurable, although some countries have
announced successful attempts to combat the
epidemic and control the spread of infection.
One of the best known symptoms of TDS is
the complete lack of logic in patients'
behavior. For example, those afflicted with
this disease claim that "President Trump is a
lifelong dictator and fascist. Therefore, in the next election, we must choose a different,
democratic president." For those who still do
not see a logical contradiction in this phrase,
we can say with confidence that your
prognosis is unfavorable.
