You have to be F*CKING KIDDING ME!!!

I recommend that you mostly keep it a secret, but eventually, they will find out.

Yeah that's a good idea

Yup

Simply, you don't. Do it once you move out

Yeah, but they'll never speak to me again

Never tell them, wait until their in a nursing home

You know, parents complain that we don't talk to them. But when people like me do, they are basically insulted and hate us.

Exactly, my parents are like yours. They wouldn't approve of me talking to a furry

(Sorry about this) we'll they can go f**k off

That's OK, I usually feel that way too

Oof

Indeed

Thanks man

Welcome my g

Parents just don't understand

My man speaking the language of FACTS

They say they respect your decisions. But I'm never going to get mine to fully respect me

Sorry

Why does everyone always say that? People need to stop saying sorry for things they can't control. It just makes no sense

TRYING TO COMFORT YOU

I know, but you aren't the one who disrespects me

I don't know what to say hete

*here

my condolences

How about "my condolences"

Easy, you don't

I'm pretty sure at one point I'll have to