Kid ghost Hunter

(shrug)

We don't talk about that

And why not? I’d rather not have someone as insane as him being MY supervisor!

To be honest, I don't have the security clearance to know

Is there any way I can meet with Dr. Clef? He would know, as he IS higher up than Bright

Once again, I don't have the security clearance for that

NO TALKING ABOUT HIM IN MY PRESENCE OR I GET MAD

I’m literally a ghost. You can’t do anything to me.

Because IIIIIII HAVE CHAAAAINSAWWW CAAAAANONSSSVTHAT CAN KIKLL 6822223

Jack, not even Able could kill 682.

do not say that name

I heard he was the reason for your immortality and your madness. Able is also the reason I met the lovely 191. If it wasn’t for his attack on Site 17, I would just be another kid ghost like Mary Talish.

Don't talk about 963

I'll figure it out

Able made you immortal. And you deal with it by inflicting pain on others. That was the reason they kept me at Site 19. So I could help you cope with immortality better.

And he will prob kill you

Who will?

Dr clef finds a way

I’d like to see him try. SCP-191 is my only soft spot, and she can’t be used to kill me.

CLEF GET IN HERE THERE IS AN ANOMOLY KILL IT

I’d like to see you try.

(Pulls out memory gun and looks at Bright.)

You like it? Just picked it up from a new anomaly. A town called Gravity Falls.

Haha beach (pulls out pistol and kills myself)

(Eyes widen)

Holy f**k…

I'm A sociopath, and I escaped from the SCP Foundation.

Me too bro

During a security breach of a very contagious virus?

And 173 and 939 aaaand 173-j annnd 049 aaaand 096?

Nope, the virus of a terrorist attack that decimated Inkopolis, the only occasion firebombing actually FAILED due to unexpected problems.

Just great!

I've also got thousands of MTF murders tied to me.

(evil laughter)

"when you work at the foundation for 300 years, you're bound to get a promotion!"

-Dr. bright Imgflip acc

Yes that was meee yayy

1. It's not that he's irresponsible, it's that he's quite bored occasionally. His mind and experience are quite the asset or the foundation wouldn't keep him there either. So it's fiiiiine.

2. I have a question as well: Who are you supposed to be?

I will use my chainsaw cannon when I am bored. Don't tell 05-1 that I still have it pls.

......sure buddy. Just lemme in on that cannon action later.

Okie 👌

I am Blue. I’m new. I’m a ghost that walked out of the IKEA. SCP-191 took a liking to me during a containment breach, so the Foundation kept me at Site 17. I don’t mind it though.

Wait hold up u went into an Ikea and got magic s*it happened to u and that made u strength ghost yay?

i have a bigger question

why isn't he fired ?

Because we can't stop him, so we just give him what he wants and hope he stops before asking for a seat in the 05 council.

what about the 437543785047589475834785437285342785945893475983475893427589043768743578913460745893459834758943568792347894375894327598435789403758940237589432758943275849375489325743890574893257483902574893257438957487485728934748257438957489542089574825748572348954893257482357489235740892752843095483957438297548975289345792843759834275892345702345708942357089234578094578942037052740382547895709257894325709845089243758974302.1 rules stopping him?

Don't tell Bright, but...

Oh I heard you

Shenandoah.

Because I can kill all of the 05 and take over their bodies. Oh and I'm responsible sometimes. And the final reason it that when you work at the foundation for 300 years, they gatta promote you at some point!

Oh and also because yes