Just because the person who made the recipe can't count, doesn't mean you can't do something that the recipe doesn't say

What?

Ah yes, I have my oven in a bowl.

But why are the cookies red?

They're supposed to be candy cane cookies, that's also why it said to add crushed peppermint pieces

Oh

Who said it wasn't food coloring

No one asked

Tl:dr the recipe calls for infinite loop syndrome