My grandmas last bed

a bad time

Not a sexy BDSM device

Pasta maker.

This one

An abortion clinic

Dong enlargement machine

U Idiots it's a f**king d**do cant you see that ur supposed to shove that thing up ur ass

i assume the snakey part, not the blocky part correct?

No the whole thing

so how do i do it, i just like, shove the snakey part then cut the blocky part?

My couch

leg lenthing sergury

A bed

Just strap yourself in and by morning your in heaven

One of thems newfangled exercise thingys

Pilates lol

It is what it is.

A dual snake lengthening device ?

Medieval sex machine

Water bed

A machine used to make short people’s legs taller

Full body massage

A warm-up device before you exercise. Spin the handle and it will help you stretch.

falaka bed

A really aesthetic bed frame

Something i dont like

This is a machine contraption that the NBA use to stretch out small people that are different race so that they don't get sued for racism

It’s a portal to heaven or hell

This is the bed uncle billy puts you in before he teaches you about friction

Dual hose reel.

a bed for aliens

A lateral chainfall.

a leg stretching device

Any chiropractors table

the one-way transportation to hell

A f**k thing

kinky bondage table

A another way to get instantly taller

the sex table

Quick Growth Method (QGM)

How to get taller 101

A bed

A massage bed, when (read if) you wake up you will be taller

Its an old school bed designed to make people taller than normal or sends them to see thier ancestors. My friends have used and. Sadly they still havnt woken up yet. Its been 34 years and im still waiting

Jiggly arms

It's obviously what they use to get the milk out of stubborn cows.