My grandmas last bed

a bad time

Not a sexy BDSM device

Pasta maker.

This one

U Idiots it's a f**king d**do cant you see that ur supposed to shove that thing up ur ass

i assume the snakey part, not the blocky part correct?

No the whole thing

so how do i do it, i just like, shove the snakey part then cut the blocky part?

Dong enlargement machine

An abortion clinic

One of thems newfangled exercise thingys

Pilates lol

leg lenthing sergury

A bed

Just strap yourself in and by morning your in heaven

My couch

It’s a portal to heaven or hell

A f**k thing

falaka bed

This is the bed uncle billy puts you in before he teaches you about friction

a bed for aliens

Dual hose reel.

A lateral chainfall.

Any chiropractors table

Full body massage

A dual snake lengthening device ?

Water bed

This is a machine contraption that the NBA use to stretch out small people that are different race so that they don't get sued for racism

A warm-up device before you exercise. Spin the handle and it will help you stretch.

A machine used to make short people’s legs taller

the one-way transportation to hell

It is what it is.

Something i dont like

a leg stretching device

Medieval sex machine

A really aesthetic bed frame

A massage bed, when (read if) you wake up you will be taller

A bed

kinky bondage table

Jiggly arms

Its an old school bed designed to make people taller than normal or sends them to see thier ancestors. My friends have used and. Sadly they still havnt woken up yet. Its been 34 years and im still waiting

the sex table

Quick Growth Method (QGM)

A another way to get instantly taller

How to get taller 101

It's obviously what they use to get the milk out of stubborn cows.