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THIS ONE GUY ON THE FIELDπ
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IM SCARRED FOR LIFE
LITERALLY
okay so basically on monday I was talking with my friends outside, and another group of my friends were sitting nearby. Theres this guy (we'll call him Lucas) was sitting on a chair on his phone. suddenly, my conversation is interrupted when one of my friends in the nearby group screamed "OMG" and I ran over and asked what happened and they said "LUCAS WAS PLAYING WITH HIMSELF" and I was like NAH NAH NAH as they proceeded to describe how he squeezed and scratched his b@lls and one of the friends I was talking to said "he does that in French class" and she acted like it was no big deal at all. and then I turned around and I saw him AND HIS HAND WAS UP HIS PANT LEG AND I SCREAMED AND RAN and me and the nearby group (I had joined them by then) were so weirded out we were laughing and suddenly one of them pointed to him and I looked and he was DOING IT AGAIN
and thats when I decided to go touch some grass for him because I dont think the grass wanted his hand on it
so I went back but THEN HE HAD HIS HAND UP HIS BUTT IM NOT EVEN KIDDING AND THEN HE STARTED MAKING OUT WITH HIS HAND AND I SAID "WHAT ARE YOU D O I N G" AND HE SAW US LAUGHING AND HE STARTED LAUGHING W I T H US WHICH MADE NO SENSE
I will never forget the smile on his face... that was the grossest part π€’
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