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269 views 7 upvotes Made by The_Anomaly 2 years ago in latterdaysaints
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You: Has an atheist stream with 147 followers that I never attacked

This Stream: *Exists*

You: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Now, now, fella, you stalked me to a comment on a 5yo meme from a newb neither of us had ever seen. We both know you not only read my every word, you frame them and reread them over an over.

Hey, I get it.
Middle school MAGA wannabes from Saskatchewan
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Someone who not only wasn't born a decade after Gene Simmon's Family Jewels got cancelled, but actually goes back far enough to have finally given up on them after seeing the gut wrenching cringe that was Gene's lovely tear getting squeezed out on the A World Without Heros video. I tried, man, I tried to hang on.

In the words of the once great Aerosmith,

"Oh I know I lived this life afore
Somehow know now truths I must be sure
Tossin turnin' nightmares burnin' dreams of swords in hand
Sailin' ships the Viking spits the blood of father's land
Only to deceive"

hahaha, they invented the scene decades before those dingbat Church burning Norwegian Black Metal poseurs were ever even born. And you gave up the history of sheer beauty that was America to hang with tv reality show fans whose music playlist consists of Tik Tok vidz that have gone viral.

Enjoy yourself. It's later than you think,,,
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You just commented to yourself you're so triggered! LMFAO!
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More of a better question: How did the monkeys get here in the first place?
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I know Evolutionary Biology, so I know how that works.
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You believe in religious fanaticism, where science and reason are thrown out the window in favor of radical adherence to religion. If you only believe in science that leads to a whole host of other arguably worse problems, but without reason, you have no way of judging outside of the scriptures. Without science, there would be no electricity, no computers, no modern medicine, no sanitation, no cars, no discovery of the Millard reaction which is the basis of modern food, and no discovery of the Haber-Bosch process which is how fertilizer is made which is how we grow food. Now to the discussion at hand, you have no understanding of the evolutionary process. The evolutionary process takes generations of work. It's not that you start with nothing, then end off with everything. When God made the Earth, it's not that the small is small and the big is big. The fossil evidence proves that the earth has changed a lot, but not in a vacuum, God made the system and the result is his doing. God is an orderly father, chaos, and spontaneousness are not in his plan, science is his way of letting us understand the physical. The Church and Scriptures are his way of telling us the sacred.
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Science is valid. I'm not saying it's completely false. The idea that religion is false altogether is crazy. It is a misconception that science and religion are against each other
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Thanks, glad you agree with me.
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I always thought that god created monkeys, but when god decided that our spirits deserved a better body, so he took a sample of monkeys, he created Adam and Eve, but because he didn’t want to destroy monkeys, he only made a branch of monkeys to turn into humans while the other branch continued to reproduce and continue both species.

But hey, any guess is as good as another
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No, did you spawn in a sewer?
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