I know that all that they had was telegraph & pony express, but it took way too long for the slaves to get the word.

Joe Biden will be happy that the stock market won't be crashing on the Juneteenth holiday this year.

It falls on a Sunday so the stock market is closing on Monday.

Will it be followed by a Black Tuesday? I'll guess we'll find out.

---
Is the U.S. stock market closed on Juneteenth? What investors need to know.
June 14, 2022

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/is-the-u-s-stock-market-closed-on-juneteenth-what-investors-need-to-know-11655230158

This year’s Juneteenth falls on a Sunday, so the holiday will be observed on Monday with the U.S. financial markets, including the New York Stock Exchange and the Nasdaq shutting down.

Lol, you should submit that one!