Worst Pokemon Facts

Oh wow
I caught an Abra in diamond
I must be god

It has a 99% chance of fleeing if it breaks free. Not in general.

oh
ok
guess i'm not god then
dammit

Wait till you find out that shipping Pokémon with humans exists

What the h-

ya didn’t know abou shipping pokemon?

I did know.

I have a couple questions.
How the heck does one get banned from Pokemon Go?
I agree firmly about the couple cosplaying, that's weird as all get out.
Why should a pyukumuku be incapable of beating an eevee? (Pyukumuku doesn't evolve you know, those pokemon generally have higher stats than evolving basics.)
Yes, is is incredibly disturbing that people ship Pokemon.
What is wrong with Abra being excessively well connected to its pokedex entry?
And I also always found the Mew Mewtwo thing odd.
I figured I should include some more supportive comments in addition to my questions so that you don't get the wrong idea about my thoughts on the meme in general.

The answers (and responding to your statements):
By cheating. Most under false suspicion.
Yeah! There's like no other channel that cosplays so much
You got a point. But why an Eevee?
The only one that really makes sense are both of the Nidoran lines.
You can never catch Abra because they easily flee
Same, but when I was an amateur at Pokemon, I always believed it.
Also, thanks for the respect this time.

I guess you would hack in order to cheat at Pokemon Go? I would say that they wanted to feature an eevee because it's so popular.