*shoplifts*

*shoplifts*

*pulls out a gun* *shoots up the place* *robs the registers* *leaves*

Not shoplifting, so you can't prosecute me

Imagine not getting the joke 💀💀

Imagine being pansexual

Still better than being fatherless

Being pans is fatherless

💀💀
Says the one whose father hasn't even returned from getting milk

My dad is in his room

That's ur mum's husband
Not ur dad 💀💀

"Mum"

Bro, ur cringe, Bri*ish man!

Oh, would you look at that! I took something of yours, is there a problem, Manager? Oh, oh! Look at that, I guess I might as well resist arrest!

*shoplifts*

Can’t spell prostitute without tit