Aaaaa

"Welcome to Bob's bar and funeral home, where your mum's spine is our wine"

My poor mother

Eh, you didn't need her anyways.

....
I live with her?

You always have your dad.

My parents are divorced-
but ig

Oh im so sorry

Lol idrc at this point
ur good :)

someone stepped on a crack I guess,
that's what you guys profit off of eh?
having cracked sidewalk around your place?

I'm gonna try this in an actual scam call.

Do it

So I did it, and they placed an order, what's step two?

Ask them for there credit card number

Okay, they say its 182917462.

Now buy anything you want

No, I'm just gonna give them their order and charge them the amount it costs.

Wait, WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR GOING TO GIVE THEM THE ORDER

I'm a man who makes millions per hour, I don't need to be hacking credit cards.

How are you going to give them the orders

Just drive over there, they say India, and City 5 spans all the way around the world.

How much does it cost

$12.72

Can I make a order ??

Sure.

Where your boss is our sauce

Well, if it's a funeral home and taco vender, it makes more sense for the already dead person to be turned into sauce than the boss

Their blood

"Welcome to Joe's abortion clinic. You make 'em, we take 'em. No fetus can beat us."

Pete's pizzeria and abortion center were yesterday's loss, is yodays sauce. What can I get you?

One large diabetic flavored pizza plz with the asthmatic kid as the marinara sauce for the bread sticks

Any sides? We have small child? And a rare specialty of aged children locked in the basement.

Well, Is there any chance I could sample the basement children

Of course. Would you like it with brain juice as a drink? And after that there is a our daily special offer of dessert blood from exclusive people shipped from saturn.

I don't rlly feel like having the brain juice today but the dessert blood sounds great

Alright. Anything else?

I'll take a medium spine fluid as a drink

Alright that will be 420 dollars. Enjoy your meal

💵 x420

*brings you your meal*

"Where your sorrow is lunch for tomorrow..."

Welcome to My Unboxing video and today we will be reviewing and tasting the corpse in the coffin

Pete’s pizzeria and abortion clinic where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce

"Hi welcome to Pete's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce! How may I help you today, are you putting one in the oven or you taking one out?"

Wot

"Welcome to Bob's diner and funeral home, where your loss is today's soy sauce. What can I get you.?"

"Welcome to Jon's pizzeria, where your loss is our sauce!"

welcome to joe's pizza and aborter where yesterday's loss is today's sauce, i recommend the three children meat, with 3 different types of children!

I found the original imgflip.com/i/6j8vuo

Ohhh like the original comment. I thought you meant this was reposted.