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OHIO IS A GOP-MAJORITY STATE... REPUBLICANS ARE  REASONABLY, JUSTIFIABLY TERRIFIED OF PEDOPHILES... WHY DID OHIO PASS A LAW GUARANTEEING THAT ADULTS WILL BE LOOKING AT KID'S JUNK IF THEY'RE SUSPECTED OF BEING TRANS? | image tagged in deep thoughts by morgan freeman | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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So you're pro-look-at-childrens'-crotches then?
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i'm not the one confused
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I know you’re not. Ronnie was talking to the liberals here. I’m adding on; not piling on. 😉
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Modern problems require modern solutions.
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That's true, they do. It just seems rather odd that the "solution" requires inspection of childrens' crotches
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Ya gotta think outside the "box".
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Okay, points for the vaj joke...I laughed, ngl.
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I’m guessing that you’ve never had a physical to play sports before. Turn your head to the right and cough.
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Irrelevant.
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Huh? You just proved my point. Doctors exam kids for sports. It’s required.

BTW - One crazy child molesting liberal doctor doesn’t mean that every doctor is a pedophile.
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Right?
We watch you do it everyday...hilarious
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Arguing with you is like, well, arguing with you.
It gets one no where.
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Thank you for proving that you're a liar, by the way...again. It really helps solidify how the people who see your memes interpret them. Cheers. : D
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I would never defend a pedophile. And it’s pitiful that you believe “defending a pedophile” is funny. It’s tragically disgusting and you thinking it’s one of the funniest things ever, is gross and very telling.
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And what do you think you're doing right now?
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I am pointing out your hypocrisy. And for like the 5th time, I’m not defending a pedophile. Pedophilia is a crime against humanity. It’s disgusting and ruins children and their families. Larry Nadler deserves the death penalty. Nevertheless, he’s the exception not the rule. Moreover, the only person here who has mocked and laughed over pedophilia, is you. You made a poor choice of words with your laugh comment and now you must live by them.
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Arguing with this guy is like, well, arguing with this guy.
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Please copy and paste my alleged hypocrisy.
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You think few things are funnier than someone defending pedophiles. I think it’s disgusting, gross, and wrong.
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I find dark humor in the same party who screams bloody-murder about pedophilia but passes laws facilitating it. Is it a horror? Absolutely -we're totally on the same page on that. But the problem is framing things in terms of elephants v. donkey, republican v. democrat. To an extent, I'm guilty of such in that there are illustrational thresholds. Jump off the elephant/donkey; the non-sheep doesn't need a flock.
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I'm not the one defending pedophilia.

If you're going to joust, it would be in your interests to understand the terms of the field
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No, you are not defending it. I agree with you there. But, you find humor in the subject where there should be none. If you truly think someone is defending pedophilia, you should be outraged; not laughing about it to the point that you find few things funnier. You, instead, should find fewer things more disturbing. But, hey, you keep doing you.
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I'm sorry, remind me -which sports require a genital examination again?
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Every single sport I’ve ever played required me to get a physical. They check for a hernia by pushing my testicles up into my groin with a finger and making me cough. My son, 13, has a physical to play football next week. They’ll do the same.
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Sooo...it was your private doctor, right?
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No. It’s a team physical. One doctor, provided by the league, is doing all boys and all cheerleaders. But what does it matter who is doing it? Why are you now moving the goalposts?
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Moving the goalposts? Remember this guy?
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Oy vey. One bad doctor doesn’t mean every doctor is bad. One bad cop doesn’t mean every cop is bad. One bad teacher doesn’t mean every teacher is bad. One bad parent doesn’t mean every parent is bad. 🤦🏼‍♂️
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What?! Do show ABSOLUTELY EVERYONE where I said "it never happens".
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All caps! Wow, Someone can’t control her emotions.
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"It’s a doctor hired by the league. There is one doctor for everyone. Why does it even matter? This was about you saying it never happens. And it always does. I’m guessing you’re not a man, never played sports here, nor from the United States. It’s a right of passage for every kid who played sports. The sports physical. Every boy has had his testicles pushed in and been told to turn his head and cough.

And here is the league physical schedule to further prove you have no clue what you’re talking about."

Ordinarily I'd have let this pass already, but your alleged son is about to be "examined" next week. Dude.... Seriously?
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No way you ever played sports, are a man and are over the age of 14.
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Larry Nassar was a doctor hired by the league.
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So.
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"You think routine physicals are “doctors inspecting the kids’ junk”."

You the posted salient portions of the Ohio bill and specified team physicians; I'm just engaging on your terms.
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"The fact that you think a routine physical is “pedophilia” is scarily alarming."

I don't think that at all; that's purely false narrative.
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Lmfao. You think routine physicals are “doctors inspecting the kids’ junk”. Are you for real? There’s no way you can be from this country. You can’t even keep your comments straight. Maybe it’s time for a new online translator.
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I have read the bill -that's why we're here and why you're evidently defending pedophilia. What need is there for endoscopy in a gender determination?

“If a participant’s sex is disputed, the participant shall establish the participant’s sex by presenting a signed physicians statement indicating the participant’s sex based upon only the following:

1) The participant’s internal and external reproductive anatomy;

2) The participant’s normal endogenously produced levels of testosterone.”
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The fact that you think a routine physical is “pedophilia” is scarily alarming. Notice how the bill doesn’t care if a girl wants to play boy’s sports? This is about equity. It’s about cheating. It’s about testosterone levels. It’s about unfair advantages. Women have worked for generations to earn equality in the classroom, boardroom and playing field. Now, the very same women want to undue their progress with the single swipe of a pen. The sad part is that when I ask most women, privately, if they agree with trans women playing women’s sports or trans women using female restrooms, they all say no. But, fear of the cancel liberal culture keeps them from speaking their truthful minds.
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No, it doesn't. Remind me, who's going to be inspecting kids' junk under the new law?
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Doctors. Why don’t you read the bill; I have.

“If a participant’s sex is disputed, the participant shall establish the participant’s sex by presenting a signed physicians statement indicating the participant’s sex based upon only the following:

1) The participant’s internal and external reproductive anatomy;

2) The participant’s normal endogenously produced levels of testosterone.”
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So... the team's doctor or the individual's private physician?
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It’s a doctor hired by the league. There is one doctor for everyone. Why does it even matter? This was about you saying it never happens. And it always does. I’m guessing you’re not a man, never played sports here, nor from the United States. It’s a right of passage for every kid who played sports. The sports physical. Every boy has had his testicles pushed in and been told to turn his head and cough.

And here is the league physical schedule to further prove you have no clue what you’re talking about.
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That's weird... I never once had to show anyone my junk to play baseball, soccer, football, run track.... Hate to break it to ya buddy, but uh.... there's a pretty good chance you're a sexual abuse victim.
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You are either (1) lying, (2) not from this country, (3) both. Getting checked for a hernia is part of every routine physical. It’s how testicular cancer is found. It’s akin to a woman getting a breast exam for cancer.
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Sorry, no; examination for testicular carcinoma requires palpation of the individual testes in search of abnormal lumps and is a wholly separate procedure from hernia check. Seriously, there's an extremely high probability you're a victim of sexual abuse.
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You can read whatever journal you want. You won’t find a hernia without examining the genitalia or doing a scan. Quit making this about sex; it’s about health and safety b
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"Maybe you’ve never been asked to do that because your testicles never descended."

That's funny....you say it's about health and safety but when presented with fact-checkable indicators that you've potentially been subjected to sexual abuse you get super-defensive, insulting and start trying to re-direct the conversation....
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Really? So what's the point of your own cited "turn your head and cough"?
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Maybe you’ve never been asked to do that because your testicles never descended.
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When you're done trying to defend pedophiles, get back to me.
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Not trying to stir things up, but let's examine that --what need is there for a team doctor to do a rectal exam so one may play sports if one's own physician is already on it?
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Why would a doctor be doing a rectal exam?
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You specified turning one's head and coughing, didn't you?
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Yes, the doctor pushes on the testicles and has you cough. Testicles are not in the rectum. How can you use (and know) a word like “endoscopy” but not know this?
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No, testes aren't in the rectum but pelvic floor herniation displays as a rectal/scrotal bulge during the cough thus eliminating need for digital manipulation. As I said before, there's a good chance you're the victim of sexual abuse. If you do, in fact, have a son, you should seriously consider foregoing next week's exam by the team physician in favor of your private doctor.
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Oy vey. You liberals think everything is sexual…except for teaching little kids about the transgendered in elementary school, sex education, & gay and lesbianism.
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Ok genius, how m, then, is the doc going to check the kids for a hernia or testicular cancer?"

That was already explained and it doesn't require testicular fondling.
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Weird that you would attack someone who's trying to look out for you and yours... but hey, you're the one who professed to having a team physician subject you to a "hernia check" which clearly was not a hernia check...
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Ok genius, how m, then, is the doc going to check the kids for a hernia or testicular cancer?
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Checking for a hernia and testicular cancer is part of any male physical. You, obviously, aren’t a male.
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you are
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The only one that has failed here is you convincing anyone about anything, jr
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