IN 1969... SON, I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THE BIRDS AND THE BEES. IN 2022... SON, I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THE BIRDS AND THE BEES WHO WANT TO BE BIRDS, THE BIRDS WHO IDENTIFY AS TERRODACALS, THE BEES WHO IDENTIFY AS LOCUSTS, THE BATS THAT WANT TO BE BIRDS, THE BEES WHO LOOK LIKE BIRDS, THE LIZARDS WHO WANT TO BE BEES, THE BEES WHO WANT TO BE QUEEN BEES, THE HORNETS WHO IDENTIFY AS BEES, THE BEES WHO WANT TO HAVE FEATHERS, THE BIRDS WHO WANT TO BE PIZZAS, AND THE FLAMINGOS WHO WANT TO BE TIGERS