(this is just a joke)

Good to know....

Here is some more dark humor

Person: Refrigerators have magnetic doors because back then, when they could only be opened from the outside, kids used to get trapped in them and suffocate while playing hide and seek.

Me: The one time I miss the old days...

Don't make jokes about 9/11, my dad died there.

He was probably the best pilot in the world

I'm jealous. I wish I had your dad.

What is you're darkest secret?

I dip my one's in water

.....

Because her dad never came back with the milk

Oreo's

My darkest secret is that I have actually thought about kidnapping the kids at school.

ive fantasized about killing everyone in a room and then myself

Mine would probably those kids I've got planted in the backyard

Mine neither

Bruh

Same I wish I had a dad

I miss the old days when refrigerators could only be opened from the outside.

You're really attached to the refrigerator jokes, aren't you?

Yeah. The refrigerators used to be really attached too.

Ok, that was a real good one

i looked up why do refrigerators have magnetic doors and i got 7483498357849735483 nightmares.

I looked up how to fuse dead children together to form a tree, all I got was a month long chase from the FBI

lol

I ended up sleeping a New York sewer, with a girl, who's dad hid her there so she would be safe while he went to go buy a quart of milk

Plot twist: her dad was the FBI agent after you

You are the unofficial security guy.

Me after school ends: Finally, I can blow up the school without killing the good kids

Same