Tf2 TO no killing at the start, romance is possible.

bob: oh great, i got separated from my mobile task-force unit..... again

The heavy breathing gets louder and a man in blue carrying a shotgun bursts out of nowhere. Noticing your color uniform, the man sprints over to you.
"Yo! Little help BLU?" He shouts pointing in the direction of a doorway with loud footsteps.
"By the way, what kinda class even are ya? A heavy?" The man asks.

R.M: Hm, must've passed out on the battlefield...

The heavy breathing gets louder and all of a sudden a man dressed in blue burst out of nowhere. Quickly seeing your color choice, he runs over to you.
"Yo dude, we gotta split, although I ain't ever seen your ugly mug before, what class are you, a spy?" The man yells, while carrying a shotgun.

*R.M. calmly rises.*
"I certainly ain't no rebel spy, if that's what you mean."

The man grins.
"Alright den, sounds good, been a while since we've got a new blue, I assume you know what we gotta do?"

"Well, in all honesty, sir, I awoke here after I passed out during a battle. I'm not quite sure what's happening here."

"You have no idea what's going on?!" The man stares at you in wonder.
"What's going on here are the gravel wars, we get paid the big bucks to fight over sand!" The man grins.
"I'm gonna buy a whole bunch of Tom Jones memorabilia when I get paid."

"...Gravel Wars? Is that what you call the War of the Rebellion? And who is Tom Jones?"

"Boy, you really don't know much do you fella?" The man asks.
"The gravel wars is just a huge fight between these old geezers who don't share so they pay us to fight over it, and Tom Jones is only the greatest singer in the universe!"

"Hmmm... Tom Jones... wait.. no, that was Tom Lone... whatever. Are you aware of the ongoing war? I don't mean your little gravel war here, I mean the Rebellion? The Civil War?"

"I ain't getting paid to fight that one, so I don't care." The man said, bored.

"You a militia man or somethin?"

"Nope, mercenary." The man said as he takes out a soda.

Predator dragnoc (beast): *hisses*

The heavy breathing becomes more louder and a man dressed in blue carrying a shotgun bursts out of nowhere.
"What the!-"
The man stops in his tracks and scratches his head.
"What kinda class are you supposed to be? You ain't one of those RED schmucks are ya?"

I mean most of me is red but I'm not any part of team or schmuck I just got here

"Yeah right! And as soon as I turn my back, you'll sink a knife into my freaking back!"
The man begins to open fire but upon seeing that the shotgun has no effect, he stops.
"Damn, this stupid thing only damages members of the RED team, so I guess you aight." He sits down and pulls out a soda.
"You want a BONK?"

Bonk?

The man holds up a soda. "BONK, it's the name of the soda. Cherry flavored, has radiation on added zinc, think of this thing as a really good energy drink." He tosses you one for you to have.

So basically nuka cola

"Yeah, but more tasty." The man says before chugging his.

OK then I'd expect it to be a healing item then

"What ever floats your boat I guess." The man says before belching.

OK then

Moth: "Again...Why does this keep happening to me?"

"Yo chucklenut! What the heck are you doing out here? Only mercs are allowed here!" A man in blue says. He looks as though he just ran a mile and the man is panting hard.

alice:what the world

NightKing!Sans: oh f**k oh f**k oh f**k oh f**k oh f**k

Pyro: *confused mumbling*

A man dressed in blue runs out from doorway before bumping into you.
"Shit! My bad! Oh it's you. Hey." The man says, leaning up against the doorframe

*the pyro nods his head*

Kira: huh well guess my ability would work for this

A man dressed in blue sprints out of a doorway. He's panting hard and when he sees you, he raises his shotgun.
"Who the Hell are you? How did you get here?" The man demands.

Kira: I'm Kira I must have accidentally teleported in this dimension *kiras wearing yellow and white*

Sky: what the hell?!

Atlionus: "Well, shit."

Lukas: ugh

FBI!Sans, scars all over his skull: go***mn someone gotta tell FBI!Spamton that's not how you play pranks *stands up and blue-shirt man crashes inta him*

"Oof! What the heck? Who are you? This place is for mercs only, we can't have Feds here!" The man gets up off the floor and demands an explanation.

i dont know bro my boss (FBI!Spamton) dont know how to play pranks and did..this. im not sure. my names FBI!Sans and i live in Denver, Colorado... speaking of which where are we now?

uh....

I'd like romance!//
Aliya: Hi

Man: "What da heck are ya doing out here for crying out loud? Dis place is for mercs only!"
The man holds a shotgun at you, demanding an explanation.

Aliya: I am an assasin.

"Yeah, so am I! We're all assassins, that's what we get paid for, what, you dumb? How did you even get here?" The man says scratching his head.

Aliya: I lost my targer

"No fricking wonder, we're out in the middle of nowhere, you're currently at good old Badwater, where good men get to die and bad men get to shoot." The man says. He looks at you up and down.
"Geez, what kinda outfit is dat? No BLU would ever wear dat crap. We gotta-" the man is interrupted by the sounds of heavy footsteps.

Aliya: *pulls a dagger out and hides*

A large man dressed in red bursts out of nowhere. He chuckles and cracks his knuckles.
"Nowhere to run tiny baby man!" He bellows and he charges forwards. Much to your surprise, the blue man dodges with ease.

Aliya: *she attempted to sneak away* (She's dressed in all green by the way.)

The man in blue notices.
"Hey! I thought you and I was having a thing here! You're just gonna sneak away now?" The man complains while fighting the large man.

Aliya: That's not my target, I can fi- *sighs and helps him fight*

(Going off of latest reply)
After killing the man in red, the two of you celebrate your victory. The man whoops, dances and then pulls out a couple of sodas.
"Yo doll! We wasted that dude, have a BONK!"

(I do the same, you don't really have to point it ot for me! :D)
Aliya: Yes! W-wait, shit! My target!

(You know what? Do you want to continue this in meme chat?)

Sure//