Fact corrections:
4: only for 15-20 seconds
5: it actually just contains a substance secreted from a beavers anus
13: there are no laws directly dealing with it, but it's considered murder if you eat someone alive or kill them to eat them, so you can only eat bodies you find and if you're starving
20: what's worse is we only have a 50% chance of not becoming extinct by 2060