WEEB TO JAPANESE GIRL: KON'NICHIWA! WATASHI WA MAKURA O TABERU NURETA KUSHIDESU! ANATA WA ENPITSU DE ŌWA RETA KUTSUSHITADESU!
THE JAPANESE GIRL WONDERING WHY THE WEEB CALLED THEMSELF A WET COMB EATING A PILLOW AND CALLED HER A SOCK COVERED IN PENCILS.