'HEY, AREN'T YOU GUYS GONNA DO SOMETHING?'
-'YOU KIDDIN? THERE'S A GUY WITH AN AR-15 IN THERE! WE ONLY HAVE YEARS OF COMBAT TRAINING AND FULL TACTICAL GEAR BUT THE GUY IN THAT SCHOOL IS WEARING TRAINERS AND A T-SHIRT; BESIDES, I'M SURE MRS. B FROM 4TH GRADE CAN HANDLE IT. THE GOVERNOR SENT ALL TEACHERS A 15 MINUTE INSTRUCTION VIDEO, SO - PROVIDING SHE BOUGHT A GUN IN STEAD OF SCHOOL BOOKS FROM HER PAY CHECK - THOSE KIDS SHOULD BE FINE. AND THEY'RE MOSTLY BROWN KIDS ANYWAY SO...'
