I think we got Pepe party, James Woods party, RUP/Conservative party (unless those are two separate entities now???)

Pepe/ Crusaders is running BeHapp (prez,) Kight (VP) and Napoleon (HOS.)
Our goal: continue to be AWOL and explain that we're too busy spamming reposts on MSMG to actually do anything here.
Our campaign promise: passing a bill to temporarily limit the number of posts to 5 per day, cause we're really sick of reposts with different titles on this stream.
Our 2nd campaign promise: free digital tequila from pepe's guns and liquor whether we win or lose.

Shouldn’t I be HOC and not HOS?

Yes. You will be HOC. There is no Senate right now. I mis-spoke.

You’re fine

How do I know you're the real Captain_Scar?

We're all the real Captain_Scar

The RUP is back? Good lord

Please join imgflip.com/m/ConservativeParty !

exactly

By the power of this succession plan, I am the one true rightful heir to the Conservative Party (formerly RUP) title.

I’ve heard others lay claim to the RUP title, but now you can know that such reports are Fake News (TM)! 🇺🇸

Sad!

wait what's your complete line up?

I…

I…

Don’t have one :(

oh uh
are you gonna get one??

I’m going to try really hard

ok good luck XD
I'll probably not post the ballot till Sunday evening

that's true..