GREATINGS; QUANDALE DINGLE HERE MY COUSIN HENRY BARTHOLOMEW DINGLENUT GOT ARRESTED FOR PUTTINGN A TNT IN A DAYCARE CENTER I JUST PUT A CAMERA IN JOE BIDEN BATHROOM AND WATCH HIM TAKE A POOP I FARTED AND POOPY ALMOST SLIPPED OUT I FORGOT THE TURN THE STOVE OFF AND BURN DOWN THE WHOLE HOUSE