My two cents.

That, and Mom's back @ home. Oh, and maybe a Dad around occasionally too.
You'd cut all the BS in half overnight.

Nuclear families do help.

Bitches like Gloria Steinem made Moms feel like third rate citizens, when in reality, it's the most important job in the world, bar none. And NOW look what you've ended up with.

I mean, I really liked the bra burning thing, and relaxed legs, but I gotta be careful not to say anything Misogynist. The Skirts hate that.

Honestly, he likes to paint himself as such a tough guy yet he tries to sound tough and talk like a sailor. Doesn't impress anyone. He'll be the next one to be banned from the communion list if he keeps it up.

Step one - get rid of the phony priests and pastors!

Yup. To quote Shai Linne, "Use your discernment, let the Bible lead ya"