Make America Like Venezuela

I mean... So what if people starve? The human race is going to go extinct at some point.

Good point. And if we don't go extinct soon enough, when the sun turns into a bloated red giant, we're all going to fry anyway. And if we make it off this rock in time to avoid that, well hell, at some point the universe will either contract into another big bang or expand into a frozen nothingness. Given our inevitable fate as a species, we may as well all go out riot and loot our way to prosperity.

Exactly. People should literally quit bitching about the government because soon, there isn't gonna be a government because we're all going to die at some point and the Earth with explode sometime in the future. That bitching would be completely a waste of air.