Imagine LeRoy Gibbs was running for President

And as one would expect...he's fictional.

The actor who plays Leroy drives a 40 year old Ford F-250. Does his own repairs. Of course he donates to charity.

Up-voted. But that is why he could never become president. He would alienate what is nowadays the inner most core of the Dem Party base.

Gibbs Rules that will never let him be President.
Gibbs Rule #6 - "Never Say You're Sorry"
Gibbs Rule #9 - "Never Go Anywhere Without a Knife"
Gibbs Rule #11 - "When the Job is Done, Walkaway"(*glares at legislative branch!*)
Gibbs Rule #16 - "If someone thinks they have the upper hand, break it"
Gibbs Rule #35 - "Always Watch the Watchers"
Gibbs Rule #40 - "If it Seems Like Someone is Out to Get You, They Are"
Gibbs Rule #45 - "Clean Up Your Own Messes"(If a president said this to the legislative branch, the president would be impeached on the spot.)

Aye.

Imagine using a flip phone for 18 years straight.

Some company is bringing them back. Says that customers are demanding such protection for their phones.