I know how to handle the 26 y/o; knock his sprouted, nonGMO, fair-trade avocado toast out of his hand and then dump his organic, shade grown, decaf, soy milk latte over his man bun.
Brace yourselves; the most privileged people in America openly supported by every major corporation, sports league, Hollywood, academia, corporate media outlet, bank, social media company, and federal government agency are about to scream about how oppressed they are for 30 days straight; while they freely parade around in leather bondage suits in front of masked children to the standing ovation of thousands of miserable 55-year-old childless teachers and 26 y/o male feminists in medium-sized #ImWithHer t-shirts trying to hook-up with the 23 y/o pansèxuál Starbucks barista in a purple beanie and forearm tattoos with; "they/them/their" pronouns listed on her apron next to (but not above) her BLM button that just graduated from SUNY-Oswego with a gender studies master's degree demanding the patriarchy pay off her $187k in student loans.
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