Excuse me, sir. Do you have anything simple, like salad?

Up-voted. Very nice and humorous spin on a classic.

Would you eat that salad?

Without a doubt. Kamala makes Dan Quayle seem like a genius in comparison.

Took me a second. Nicely done!

We just need to keep working together. By working together, we will make things better. And when things are better, we will work together better. So, let's all work together, and make the future a better future; one where we all work together!