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Chain time

This is so funny and made my day.

damn

HOLY SHIET MAN

Rip m8. He is gone.

This is weird timing (cause Roe v. Wade and all that)

More like your is so poor, u need to be sold

that's a job you know that right

yep invest lol

My guy forgot to put on NSFW Mark

Yo Mama so fat she uses Mexico as a tanning bed

yo mama so hairy when she goes to the zoo, people think she's an escaped gorilla

yo mama so fat she plays Pool with the planets

yo mama so fat people mistaked her for a mushroom cloud

Can't parry that

Yo mama so stupid that when she couldn't find out how to call the abortion clinic for you she asked you for their number.

Yo mama so stupid, she got locked in a store and starved to death

yo mama so stupid that when she heard it was chili outside, she went out with a bowl.

Yo mama so stupid, she'd get out the blush and place it on your forehead so you would make up your mind.

yo mama so stupid that she ordered an appointment with dr. pepper

-heard that one-
yo mama so stupid she refuses to drive the highway in fear of drugs.

Yo mama so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl

-heard that one-
Yo mama so stupid she said "sorry to burst your bubble" unironically after you blew up a balloon.

yo mama so fat donald trump used her as a road block

yo mama, so fat,
thanos had to CLAP

yo mama so short she commited suicide by jumping off of the bed

yo mama so small she got sprayed by the ant extermination crew

yo mama so fat she has her own zip code

Yo mama so fat
That an entire plane was reserved just for her.

That is good

yo mama so fat nobody could cross the toll booth she worked at.

yo mam so fat they needed 50 angels to carry her to heaven

yo mama so stupid she went to x-box live

yo mama so stupid she thought bedrock was made of pillows

Yo mama so ugly when the Ninja turtles saw her they said the rat king was back

yo mama so ugly that when she went to a haunted house, she got a job application

yo mama so ugly
the sidewalk still cracked up after she lost all her weight.

yo mama so fat her belly is a call of duty map

Yo mama so stupid she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth

Yo mama so fat she went out in a green bikini and people shouted Godzilla

yo mama so fat that when she went to the beach people yelled WHALE!

yo mama so fat when she goes on the elevator, she HAS to go down.

yo mama so fat she play Pool with the planets

yo mama so fat she had fallen and couldn't get up at the age of 24

yo mama so ugly even the grim reaper passed out

yo mama so fat that she IS the couch

yo mama so stupid that she thought nickelback was a refund

yo mama so fat she takes 12 years to pass in front of the TV

*inhales*

Yo mama so fat she wore a yellow raincoat and people shouted TAXI

yo mama so fat that when it rained, she used the highway as a slip n' slide.

yo mama so stupid when the waiter introduced themselves at the restaurant they worked at she went to give the order to the cooks so that the waiter could wait.

yo mama so poor she went to KFC to lick people's fingers

Yo mama so fat she was a planet in super Mario galaxy

yo mama so hairy that when she gave birth, the baby had CARPET BURNS

yo mama so fat she was dubbed as the democratic republic of yo mama when she laid on the beach.

Alright I’m done lol

yo mama so fat that when she went out in a bikini, people shouted "GODZILLA!"

yo mama so small she f*cks herself on your legos.

okay but did I do it on purpose? yes.

now there's a classic.

dude, you forgot to switch accounts when replying to yourself

yo mama so fat when she went swimming in 1917, everybody yelled "RUN, IT"S A U-BOAT!"

I've about run out of yo mama jokes, only a few I've already heard, most I made as far as I now.

*know

yo mama so poor she takes the garbage inside

yo mama so fat that her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does

Believe it or not I’ve heard all of the ones you’ve said before lol. But if I’m being honest the only one I’ve got that’s original is the yo mama so fat she uses Mexico as a tanning bed lol

honestly, i also know quite a few originals, but right now the only ones i can remember are the ones from "yo mama". also, yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies, she sits next to EVERYONE.

yo mama so fat when she "fell" into the grand canyon it doubled in length.

yo mama so ugly the water jumped out of the bath tub

yo mama so ugly her snack rotted faster than she could grab it.

yo mama so hairy that national geographic films in her bathroom

yo mama so fat ghidorah double teamed her

yo mama so fat she couldn't be ascended to heaven even after her soul left her body.

yo mama so stupid she tried to walk snoop dogg

yo mama so stupid she went to buy milk with you after dad disappeared trying to get it himself.

yo mama so short she threw a party under the bed

your mama so ugly it should be illegal to photo her
and your mama so ugly the police don't even ASK for here id.

yo mama so ugly when she goes to a stripping club, people pay her to keep her clothes ON

ok THAT was good

thank you very much

yo mama so ugly she shatters every solid object that so much as lightly reflects her image.
This includes materials like steel.

yo mama so fat she used train cars as footrests

yo mama so stupid she though Wings of Fire was a B-Dubs spinoff

*read the book series*
yo mama so fat when she tried to call her kids back from the bouncy castle it deflated from her getting too close.

yo mama so short she broke her leg getting off of the toilet

Yo mama so fat that she brought a spoon to the Superbowl

yo mama so stupid she thought the Superbowl was in our kitchen