What's up guys! It's Quandale Dingle here (RUUEHEHEHEHEHEEHE)
I have been arrested for multiple crimes (AHHHHHHHHHHHHH)
Including: Battery on a police officer (WHAT), grand theft, declaring war on Italy, and public indecency (RUHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE X2 speed)
I will be escaping prison on, March 28th
After that, I will take over the world