I mean, when I broke my leg last year my parents got a $100,000 bill *takes out gun/puts to head :)*

It's a good thing I live in Australia

100k for a snake bite. Yeah I get the detoxification but really. 100k!

i got bitten by my dog in the nose and i kept crying. that's all i don't remember anythingelse

I feel that :( *flashes back to when I was 4 and hit my head and went to the ER*

Rip

one time i ripped a toenail off between two stones. all i remember was crying about having to leave the zoo. i was 3.

I have health insurance. Anyone want some insurance too?

Don't shoot yourself in the head.

Your parents will have to pay for the autopsy

Y'know if there was an autopsy I would not go because I would vomit everywhere. I do not like looking at organs. (I get squemish from that)

/j

If you know this Zardy's Maze reference upvote.

imagine having to pay lol

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