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Who the heck would be named math?
If anyone is named math, I feel bad for them...
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BECAUSE MATH SUCKS

I’m the Asian kid that leans back on math tests
they’re easy for me

Bro I’m jealous
I suck at math and I have a math test tomorrow that I have to study for

that’s the best part of being Asian
you’re a god of math

Me who's white and good at math:

*eats 5 doritos vertically w/o hurting my mouth*

I can do that too
I ate a banana sideways and I didn’t feel anything when I drank OJ after brushing my teeth

Ah yes, another one who can do vertical doritos

How about sprinting barefoot on legos

alright you’re good

K

Add 1 more: i'm a skinny discord mod

I purposely cut myself with one of those huge knives, making my initials on each hand. I still have the scars. I also fell into a live fire pit, and cracked my head open.

I'm white by the way.

eh, nothin much

Yeah white ppl are so weird

Like, how tf are jalapenos spicy, like i eat those all day and nothin happens . Then there's their act of using minimal salt and pepper to season a chicken, like cmon can't you put seasoning on there. And of course, their nasty ass watery mashed potatoes. So basically i'm white but i don't fit in with other whites

im white

Ez

i touch grass. even tho i play genshin

I did that once

ow

jalapenos are good. The only "chilis" I can eat without trying to beath fire. Though yeah, if it was a bit more spicy, those thing would be heaven.

what's even worse is drinking water after eating an apple

where flavor

I can eat my homework three times an hour

Lucky mf

ay, good things will happen to you eventually

Math is a perspective, you can look at it anyway you want. If you get an answer wrong at least you saw something in it like a formula. And I think I'm in that one person that can do math on crack! Things look good if you don't look at the worst side of it.

I'm not Asian
But i'm still really good at math

cool

Here’s the best part about being British
You’re a god in history

Ofc you are, you probably made so much history in older days

Is it cause we r8ped the French army and fleet a lot in battles

yeah

Lol those were glorious times

Not only you me too

*gives you my end of the year math work*
Here

thank you
now do my science

now do my english

naw

do my history

Thank you

ok then

I'd do your english. EZ.

ty

Your Results are back, and they're all D's

D's NUTS

IT's like Math exams are a holiday. But we can't slack of on the other exams too, otherwise, we get induced depression. Induced by our parents :P

oh same bro, im also the asian kid that did the best out of all my classmates ( and they're all asian )

damn
they prob like 75% something else

some are worse than 75%, some are decently at 80%, and some of my classmates did 90% or even better

Noice. Wait, which test?

math test

Then not "noice". Simply "as expected".

ur not alone

samezes. however sometimes I wish mom would lay back a little on the grades.

agree

Im the blind -301yo baby who cant type or read

np

Me who loves algebra.

SAME

the kid named meth:

gdrug awareness

Math, the short name for Mathew, the child of Des and Lexia.