Why Cyclists Are Hated !

You're not going to feel the satisfying THUMP against the side of your car with that snowplow in the front!

;P

Ah, But without that 'blade', they do leave a small dent when they hit you ! :~)

Without the dents to count, how else are you supposed to add up the score??
:P

Why I am thinking about the 1975 film, Death Race 2000 ? :~)

Sh*t did they count the dents in that one too....?

I tried to watch it ( the whole thing is on YouTube) but ended up bailing...
xP
I might try again some day though!

There’s a difference between dark and sick. Go get help. And learn the laws

Thank you for your concern ;~)

To be fair, I pinched this meme from Sickipedia,net and then added the snowplow !
The very definition of Dark humour ! :~)

Now come on, you're British. Don't let Americans convince you that a snowplough is a 'snowplow'!

I did think about this and according to google, these words are interchangeable in meaning. Which one you choose depends on the nature of your audience. If you are writing for a primarily American audience, use plow. If you are writing for a primarily British audience, use plough.
Now I feel like a traitor :~(

We should definitely Carry On !

ROAD ROLLA!

Wouldn't have the element of surprise ! :~)

Snow plow drops down a gear .... Ramming Speed !

Can someone take that one scene from Hotel Transylvania and make it into a meme template to counter this?

Since there’s three Hotel Transylvania movies and nobody knows exactly which frame of what scene you have in your mind, you’re on your own.

"LOTS OF SHEEP!" *car screeches to a halt* "I'll take care of this." *sheep mysteriously disappear, definitely not from consumption from a wolf*

Local Corpse gets hit by a truck while biking on the sidewalk