He wasn't wrong.

"If your mother had an abortion, would she tell you about it?"

Sometimes, you are funny

You have some strong points also, sir! I really dont think all of us are that far apart, if we were to have a picnic, TBH.

I'm mostly here for the laughs.
Like any of this shit is gonna mean anything, in no time flat.
And, It keeps me from shooting up a mall, or concert, like my type enjoys. Thank you Imgflip

The answer to the riddle is most likely that the surgeon is the boy's mother.

Yes, and what about the second one?

For the second one: If you were anybody, except the fetus who was aborted, she could tell you about it.
For example, if your mother had an abortion for your would-be sibling, she probably would tell you about it. If it was you, it would not be possible.

And there ya go!

Or, she may not. She might just tell you she is going to bet the horses in the next state over with your aunty. Its, ok, your dad is there to watch over you.

For those of you who think this is a REAL STORY, it may be, purely coincidence, legal blah blah blah

Funny how many 'feminists' flub that one