hiya frogs

Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

heard that before

You got rejected so much by men, you hid behind a sexuality to justify it

incorrect
i think men are dumb and unattactive

Yuh ik
I was just tryna roast ya

ik, good job
have up

Your mom didn't tell you that it's not polite to roast trash?
Oh yeahhh she went to get the milk instead of your dad :)

my dad's dead :D

OML I AM SO SORRY

it fine

I’m glad he is dead because he have been ugly like you and yo mama! Also, I hope poisonous moss grows in your home!

Because those were genetic diseases. Are you in 2nd grade, or something?

He's dead because of a bloodclot.

Because he looked in the mirror for just 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds

He died in the hospital bed, there we're no mirrors.

He was in the hospital for that reason!

He had Crones, pneumonia, asthma, and tears in his muscles.

Because he looked in a mirror! Also if you go to youtube.com/watch?v=zl19umsnpsu

NOBODY ASKED YOU

*were

if i were to do my worst it would taste like your cooking (hi bestie u got to do me too)

roasted Brat"wurst" :-p?

could u roast me

i don't want act meanly toward you. i do not even know you.
^_^

i don´t care it´s all for fun my man

i can't cook lol

oh you like frogs?, you should kermit suicide
JKJK these is be jokes

i heard kermit sing never gonna give you up and I started crying.

POG😎

it gave me real tears it was so beautiful

I didn’t know frogs made memes, can express themselves, or know how to type!

*knew

No
-vigorously walking away-

haha sike I am going to beat you with a baseball bat

why does heavy look ˢˡᶦᵍʰᵗˡʸ high

his sandvich contains weed

if i put your brain inside of a bird it would fly backwards

hUUHHuHhuHHUhuhuHUHUhuuh

And I don't wanna

thanks thanos

That image looks like my fever dreams if I watched 500000000 hours of anime a day

no u

■︎□︎ ⍓︎□︎◆︎

Bro your counting skills are worse than your grammar.
You have 53 followers but your account says 51?
Really?

I don't know why Imgflip says 53-
Also, it's the internet. You don't need to have perfect grammar because we have slang and acronyms.

That's the point

So, why did you decide to type that-

Idk

lol