I wonder what he knows that we don't

We know it knows how not to get turned into hakarl...

Great Point!

Fun fact: these guys don't reach sexual maturity until age 150.
To put that into perspective, imagine going through puberty as long as the modern nation of Canada has existed. Meaning you'd have to suffer through (depending on gender, and warning, this is gonna be uncomfortable for some people): periods, bedwetting, frequent boners, hair growing all over ur body, terrible body odor, anxiety, peer pressure, procrastination, urge to do some dumb trends, and a lot more-for a century and a half. That is a long time of awkwardness.

Sounds a lot like me, amigo.

Finally, ur back!
Can you now get back to posting on the aquarium stream and accept my mod offer?

Nemo has got to be around here somewhere!

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/factcheck/2021/04/28/fact-check-age-greenland-shark-viral-image-not-known/4854186001/

Thank you, for your research! Appreciate it. I can't say that I was at very many of that shark's birthdays, but I'm satisfied that the shark's age, though a guess, is very old: "Researchers analyzed 28 female sharks, most of which had died after being caught in fishing nets. They estimated the oldest of the animals tested had lived between 272 and 512 years. The midpoint of that range was 392 years."

Lovely

At any rate I don't see how this is even a meme

it's grown into far more, Jerry. It is now posted on my animal site —should you care to visit where I posted it. Your research is credited to you at Vince Vance's Animals R US Fan Club: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1439682046249040

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Turtles aren’t the oldest animals anymore?

Search me. I believe anything I find on the internet. (However, I believe this to be true.)

Mr.Shark can you tell us something?

Actually, I studied a little about what sharks communicate. If you are interested, this is only 3 minutes. Thank you, and upvote for your comment! <https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RFeQ3yLkz0>

Thanks