If China advertised it's zero covid lockdown to covid panickers in the west

ARE YOU TIRED OF OTHER PEOPLE'S FREEDOM ENDANGERING YOUR HEALTH? DO YOU HATE THAT OTHER PEOPLE ARE ABLE TO LIVE THEIR OWN LIFE AND DO THEIR OWN THING WITHOUT EVEN WEARING MASKS? DO YOU MISS BEING IN QUARANTINE EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE NOT SICK? HI, I'M XI JINPING AND I'M HERE TO TELL YOU ABOUT CHINA'S ZERO COVID POLICY. UNLIKE THE REST OF THE WORLD, CHINA HASN'T LEARNED TO LIVE WITH COVID; SO WE DECIDED TO TAKE AWAY EVERYONE'S FREEDOM FOR THE GOOD OF THEIR HEALTH. YOU'LL NEVER BE ALLOWED TO LEAVE YOUR HOUSE. AND IF ANYONE SELFISHLY TRIES TO ENDANGER YOUR HEALTH BY BREAKING LOCKDOWN THEY WILL BE SEVERELY PUNISHED. YOU'LL BE SO HAPPY THAT WE CARE ABOUT YOUR HEALTH THAT YOU'LL SCREAM WITH JOY FROM YOUR HOME. WE'LL DO ANYTHING TO PROTECT YOUR HEALTH; INCLUDING TAKE AWAY YOUR CHILDREN; AND MURDER YOUR PETS; IF YOU HATE OTHER PEOPLE'S FREEDOM AND SELFISHNESS ENDANGERING YOUR HEALTH; THEN MOVE TO CHINA WHERE YOU'LL BE HAPPY AND PROTECTED. BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE WORLD ECONOMIC FORUM; YOU'LL OWN NOTHING AND BE HAPPY