A burly construction worker comes home early to find another man in bed with with his wife. He drags him into the garage and clamps the man’s offending Johnson in a vise on his work bench. After removing the vise’s handle he chooses a hand saw from among his tools. Writhing in pain, the man pleads, “You aren’t going to cut it off, are you?” He replies, “No. You are. I’m going to set the garage on fire!”
