Grandma needs to get her wrinkled butt down to Juarez, cross back and habla Espanol to get get a refillable "relocation assistance card" for $1,800.
She'll be fartin through silk, like the rest of the "refugees".
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5 ups, 3y,
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Plot twist: That’s actually Grandpa now identifying as Grandma.
You don’t even have to pretend you’re from another country. Government programs cannot discriminate based on country origin. But if you really want to confuse them, speak pig Latin and say you’re looking for your long lost relatives the coneheads.