Why is Obama hiding in the closet

Yeah, you're right, he's got no reason to keep that a secret. So at this point, it's most likely something you were simply wrong about to begin with.

Anytime you can find pics of his wife pregnant with his kids, by all means, post them. I've no doubt they're with his college records, etc. Lol.

Why on Earth would I have pictures of someone else's wife pregnant with someone else's kids? Is this considered normal where you're from?

Perhaps it's a hobby some have.

The point is there are no pics of his wife pregnant because biologically his wife couldn't bear kids for one reason. One HUGE reason, lol. You need ovaries to bear kids- not a prostate.

I don't have pics of your wife, either. Should I be reaching the same conclusion?

How dare you assume or claim this upstanding Christian has taken to corrupting his or anyone's body with coital engagements!

I should hope not- I'm single. When you get out of high school and your friends start having kids they will post pics of themselves and spouses pregnant. It's a thing, among people who don't play Pokémon anymore.

I did not go to high school with Michelle Obama. What made you think I had?

You're definitely hiding something. I've not got photos of your wife so it's not that you're single, it's that you have a wife but she can't have kids.

Nobody said you were in high school with big Mike. Next time lay off the dime bag before trying to be a snarky, online troll.

... You did. Remember? It's normal to have pregnancy photos of your high school friends and whatnot?

I've not got photos of your wife. What are you hiding?

Hey, that's a good one, how about posting some of the Obamas' HS era, etc, pics?

Hey, come to think of it, there ain't any of my ma pregnant either, nor of anyone I had ever known. Thank goodness for the stork!

So you're saying you were hatched? I believe you!